Naslov sporočila: wolf, kaspar anselm Pon Dec 09, 2013 10:47 pm
kaspar anselm wolf 22 - comparative literature - nurnberg, germany - epsilon sigma phi - clement chabernaud
001. no, pa začnimo s popolnoma formalnimi zadevami. tvoje polno ime je? kaspar anselm wolf. but call me kaspar... just kaspar. and hey, whatever i tell you here, stays here, right?
002. in za kaj si prišel/šla na ta otok? kaj študiraš? i'm here to die. nah, just kidding, although it would be pretty awesome to say, that i died in paradise. you know, this cancer thingy is a sneaky little bastard and i never know when it’s going to take me. i’m here to study, logically, but mostly to have fun. and i study comparative literature, the first thing listed in the institute’s program. it doesn’t really matter what i study, you know, i’m going to die before i get a job anyway.
003. pa meniš, da si zasluženo tukaj? je imel pri tem prste tudi kdo drug? lol no. have you ever heard of ward corporation? i’m here because of them. only because of them. i’m not smart enough nor am i rich enough to be here. but luckily for me this mister ward decided that it would be good for his publicity if he helps this poor little boy with a cancer. only god knows, why he chose me. or where he even found me.
004. KDAJ SO TI POSTAVILI DIAGNOZO? oh, i don’t know exactly. probably two or three years ago. i fainted during my football practice and boom – i woke up with a cancer. doctors said that i only have a year, since it was spreading so quickly, but look at me. still alive and still awesome.
005. IMAŠ KAKŠEN HOBI? KAJ RAD/A POČNEŠ? well, i don’t know. enjoying my life, is that a hobby? or maybe just doing random stupid things that will get me in trouble. that’s always a good idea.
006. SI LEVIČAR/KA ALI DESNIČAR/KA? i'm right handed.
007. če bi stopili v tvojo sobo, kaj bi bilo na tvoji nočni omarici? ali pa košu za smeti? a bunch of different pills. you'd be surprised at how many pills there is against cancer. blue pills, green pills, pink pills... and the funny thing is that i still have cancer, no matter how many i take.
008. katere so bile zadnje osebe, s katerimi si opravil/a mobilni pogovor? recimo, naj jih bo 5. my mum, mister ward, benjamin, dorothea, chinese restaurant
009. kakšna bi bila tvoja reakcija ob spoznanju, da je tvoje letalo prisiljeno pristati zaradi okvare? awesome. at least i’m not going to die because of the cancer.
010. se bojiš žuželk? nein.
011. imaš svojo boljšo polovico? nope.
012. ALI VERJAMEŠ V NEBESNA ZNAMENJA? non. and now please stop with these stupid questions. i can only say no in german, english and french, you see.
013. ob odraščanju, predvidevam, da je bilo v vaši kuhinji kup različnih vonjev. katerih treh se najbolje spominjaš? flowers, coffee and food, obviously.
014. KAJ PA TVOJA DRUŽINA? STE MED SEBOJ POVEZANI? well, i only have my mother. my father left us when i was only two. but my mum... she’s awesome, i swear. she’s your typical french woman with a baguette in one hand and a paint brush in the other. we’re very close and i’m scared of what’s going to happen when i’m gone. luckily she met this super cool dude last year and when they decided to move in together... i ran, i ran as fast as i could. around that time came the offer from ward and i said yes. i’m happy, my mum is happy. and this way she’s going to learn how to be happy without me.
015. če bi se lahko spremenil/a v žival, katera bi to bila? a giraffe. or an elephant... i’ve always loved benjamin the elephant.
016. katerega od naštetih prostorov imaš najraje: obalo, notranjost svoje sobe, šolske predavalnice, ali kaj drugega? i'd probably pick the beach.
017. JE KOZAREC NAPOL POLN ALI NAPOL PRAZEN? that depends on how high i am.
018. kaj v svojem življenju najbolj obžaluješ? i like how you jump from random to deep questions, by the way. but yeah, anyway… i regret nothing. regret is for losers.
019. kdo je bil/a oseba, s katero si doživel/a prvi poljub? izgubo nedolžnosti? lotta politt and clara madsen. um yeah, that’s about it.
020. v kakšnem kostumu bi se prikazal/a na zabavi za noč čarovnic? oh, like a slutty bunny, obviously. girls do it all the time, i obviously want to try what’s so special about being a slut.
021. kaj je bilo na meniju tvojega zadnjega kosila? pills.
022. čaj ali kava? coffee.
023. ali v kaj verjameš? v boga? karkoli drugega? nope. nein. non. no. net.
024. kakšno zvrst glasbe najraje poslušaš? pretty much everything. except pop or metal. and polka. and that whistling from the alps.
025. kaj bi te najlažje spravilo v jok? seeing my mum cry. thank god that i’m going to be dead when that happens.
026. če bi te prijatelji morali opisati v petih besedah, katere bi to bile? pretty fly for a white guy. is that five words? no? okay.
027. opiši mi tvoje sanje, tvoja pričakovanja? you see… i don't get to dream that often. i can only hope that i survive one more day. but when i do dream, i dream about boobs.
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Naslov sporočila: Re: wolf, kaspar anselm Pon Dec 09, 2013 11:04 pm
ACCEPTED. kaspar wolf, welcome to withmore's institute of education!
lol he is so perfect. kako te bom sovražla, ko boš sklenla umorit ga, GOD DAMN YOU! you are perfect and your kaspar is perfect and, you know.. just go do your thing! <3
kakorkoli, hitro popiši face claim in member directory, odpri plot page in tvoje življenje tu se lahko začne! pa srečno (: